Dec 05

a film i made for my new cover song of BOY by Book of Love.

The first time I ever heard BOY by Book of Love, was right after Thanksgiving – I was frying my ass off on Black Pyramid geltab LSD in a large Mormon basement in Sandy Utah. Smoking cloves with my girlfriends, sisters, Shawni & Sherri. They had just gotten back from NYC making good money posing as “Mormon” nannies for yuppies. I was so excited to see them after such a long time, I immediately ran over to their house. Before I was even in the door Shawni asked me to stick out my tongue where she carefully placed a tiny black pyramid shaped gel-tab hit of a LSD. Shivering, I brushed the snow off my outfit and warmed my nanners in the glow of the christmas tree and downstairs fire place. Shawni poured me a cocktail and lit me a Djarm. I squealed- A clove! So hard to obtain cloves if you are only 14 years old in Salt Lake City. I sat on the edge of the bed, watching them unpack their suitcases and quietly listening to their rule-breaking, dressed down, secret punk Latter Day Saint nanny shenanigans. Sherri spent a lot of time shopping at a record store called #RebelRebel in the West Village and had scored a couple collectible vintage Depeche Mode picture discs. Jealous, I oohed and ahhed. The acid was kicking in fast, the analogue keyboards sounding so rich.
-Sherri, juggling a clove and tearing the plastic shrink wrap off a gorgeous blue 12” vinyl single with BOY in written across it – proclaimed – “I have something new that you havent heard before.” (Giggle.) “We shall now hear the second best synth pop band on Sire Records called Book of Love”, she placed it on the turntable, put the needle on the record and forgot to change the speed of the 12” 45rpm single and accidentally left it at 33. Shawni don’t bogart the joint man! The 12” single slowly, slowly came on and filled the room – I swear to God it sounded just like this, we all heard it, loved it. We couldn’t believe a band sounded so gorgeous and cool, like synthy 4AD #valiumsynth. So right, but so wrong. We all agreed, it truly was the coolest, 2nd best darkest synth pop on Sire.
– Happy Holidays – Love, JerBerJingleBoobJones
#bookoflove #ivanivan #menwithouthats #boyoflondon #lotlizard #flyingj #trucker #hooker #prostitution #sirerecords #tranimal

Mar 05

I MISS MICHAEL the new song by JERBERJONES debuts on iTunes, Google Play, Amazon, Spotify

imm jerberjones boombox logo webYay. Finally we are getting ready to release all the new music from the new JERBERJONES album entitled Downstairs at Gerbil’s.

We ran into a few snags here and there… but finish time! And the album sounds amazing. Please pre-order your album through this website.

In the mean time listen to the first official single from the album. I Miss Michael.

Buy it or stream it! Click here! —– iTunes  — Google Play  —-   Amazon —-    Spotify

Listen to my new song about how the ENTIRE freaking world misses ‪#‎MichaelJackson‬. Yes, even you miss Michael, even Bubbles does, Paris does, Blanket does even LaToyah. Sing – sing with the world child – Here’s the lyrics –
I MISS MICHAEL
YES, I MISS MICHAEL
JANET MISSES MICHAEL
BUBBLES MISSES MICHAEL TOO

BLANKET MISSES MICHAEL
PRINCE MICHAEL JOSEPH JR. MISSES MICHAEL
I KNOW THAT PARIS MISSES MICHAEL
JAPAN AND RUSSIA MISS MICHAEL TOO

REBI REALLY MISSES MICHAEL
JACKIE, TITO AND DEBBIE MISSES MICHAEL
RANDY MARLON & JERMAINE MISS MICHAEL
AND DON’T FORGET LAYTOYAH?
OF COURSE LATOYAH MISSES MICHAEL TOO

AND DO YOU MISS MICHAEL?
LIKE I MISS MICHAEL
I THINK ABOUT MICHAEL, I DREAM ABOUT MICHAEL
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, EVERY SINGLE DAY

I KNOW YOUR MOMMA MISSES MICHAEL
I KNOW MY BABY MISSES MICHAEL TOO
WE ALL MISS MICHAEL, THE WORLD MISSES MICHAEL
AND THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN SAY, AND NOTHING WE CAN DO

I BET PEPSI MISSES MICHAEL
BOY & GIRLS WITH NARCOLEPSY MISS MICHAEL
DIANA ROSS THE BOSS MISSES MICHAEL
ELIZABETH TAYLOR MISSED MICHAEL SO MUCH

THE DAUGHTER OF THE KING OF ROCK MRS. MICHAEL
THE FATHER OF THE MOON WALK, WE MISS MICHAEL
BROOKE SHIELDS, E.T., EMMANUEL LEWIS –
BILLY JEAN KING MISSES MICHAEL TOO

I MISS MICHAEL – Written and performed by JERBERJONES

Sep 28

My Magic Organ now on iTunes and iTunes streaming

Finally got some good distribution and releasing the old, the not so new and the very new soon!

My Magic Organ is up!

Magic in the air!

Magic in the air!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/my-magic-organ/id1042545572

Sep 17

Jer Ber Jones is now a contributor at DangerousMinds.net – Drawings of ABBA and Agnetha are the first submission!

Jer Ber Jones debut on DangerousMinds.net

Jer Ber Jones debut on DangerousMinds.net

The amazing and prolific Richard Metzger of Dangerous Minds blog website has asked Jer Ber Jones to report the news!

This is very excited, and a great audience for our combined irreverent musings.

The first post can be seen here.

Please pass the word! Comment on my posts! It’s just some more hard (fun) work in the name of entertainment! -Yes, gathering and editing crappy drawings of pop stars – and then writing about it – is surprisingly harder than it looks.

 

Aug 14

PUFF PUFF PASS, REPEAT

NailTapper – Puff Puff Pass, repeat. #puffpuffpass #tgif #sharingiscaring #jerberjones

A video posted by JerBerJones (@thenailtapper) on

Aug 05

Nanner Ice, 10¢. – Titillating 10 Track Tease – from Downstairs at Gerbil’s

Jul 01

JERBERJONES – FACE vs. HOLE – Supreme Court Decision Mix 2015

JERBERJONES brand new song. Pre order your copy of the new album “Downstairs at Gerbil’s”  now, here http://robbied.com/jerberjones-downstairs1/

Read more about it here http://notsafe4werk.com/sister-indica-says-hear-this-face-vs-hole-by-jer-ber-jones/

Jun 29

NEW JERBERJONES SONG – FACE VS. HOLE

Did you all hear my new punk disco song? I’ve been writing the lyrics subconsciously since playground dustups in grade/middle school. It has ZERO swear words in it, yet I think it’s one of my most profane. Safe for work. Safe for church. Ear hole. Nose hole. Mouth hole. Pot hole. It’s all subjective. Enjoy!

 

Written, produced and performed by JERBERJONES 2015

Pre-Order the new album here http://robbied.com/jerberjones-downstairs1/

Feb 18

Lemon Tree – New JERBERJONES song from Downstairs at Gerbil’s

Album is ALMOST done. Making videos and polishing and perfecting a few years of hard work, songwriting, programming, producing, singing… a lot to take on for 1 tiny individual. Art!

Not all of the songs on my new album are potty mouth party favorites. Like some geeks fantasize about Star Trek scenarios all day, I am always fantasizing about the late 1800’s, Little House, prairie love. Settlers & Indians. A young pioneer woman wails out for her lost love while making fruit preserves…

Jan 06

JERBERJONES – BABY WANTS TO FUCK

#JERBERJONES (one word, pronounced like Givenchy.) 😉

Listen to the nerw song here. Pre-order the new album Downstairs at Gerbil’s now! Upon your $10 purchase you will receive link for 3 mp3 downloads and more presents until final release! Hurry! The album is amazing. Completely written, produced and performed and mixed by JERBERJONES (one word, pronounced like Givenchy.)

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